That one time Ell got banned from telling orphans horror stories

"...and so, halfway during the one way trip in a especially slow Levi, Captain Grumblestorm slowly, lovingly opened the crate he had sneakily labeled 'maintenance parts' and reached inside for a bottle of the finest Nippenbrau he had hidden inside... only to find someone.. or some thing! had replace it all... ALL with... cheap grog of the worst kind! OW! Hey, let go of my ear! What are you doing?! At least it wasn't the story about the cannibals, or the Preying Mantis warrior ladies, or the vampire fish, or the temple where they feed nubile ladies to giant snakes... fine, fine I get it. No more horror stories to orphans. ...sheesh..."


((post your own characters' That One Time stories too! ))