Could it be the fat stacks of cash?

Fenriq: Nathan is Captain Hammer in "Doctor Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog" and the main dood in "Firefly". Go watch both of them... NAO!

Bruce Campbell would be Purple, but Ash would totally be red. The man cuts off his own hand and replaces it with chainsaw. Totally red.

I do believe, at some point, we bought the trademark phrase: "THIS, IS, MY BOOMSTICK!"

And there's always, "Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

Bruce Campbell as Sam on Burn Notice would also clearly by a Red. He is funny (as are all Reds, its a pre-req!), quite handy with a firearm (as are all Reds!) and stands up quite well to torture (as do all Reds!).

Same for Fiona (Gabrielle Anwar) - she's hawt and loves guns. Protypical Red!

Michael Weston (Jeffrey Donovan) would have likely been a Red before but has become more cerebreal and is probably more Purple than Red these days but he definitely can bring out his inner Red when he needs to.

Rambo: Blue

You'd think Red, but no, burnt out war vet with flashbacks, wandering nomad style trying to find/connect with old friends but freaks out in the face of injustice. Blue.

I completely agree!

Dexter (either the serial killer or the red headed kid with a lab) would be Blue.

The former lives by his own rigid set of rules, operates alone and is brilliant in his own way, not to mention meticulous.

The latter...come on, you really have to ask?

And to toss a bone to the Red: McArthur. Total Red. He wanted to nuke China in the Korean War.

John Hurt would totally be blue.

Chuck Norris, totally red.

You'de think that, but I'd see him as a Brown.

Have you met him in person? Cause I have, and he's totally Red.

Hmm... Barack Obama I see him as a green for the treaties.

(from http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2009/ ... -ol-chuck/)

He actually lives around College Station, Texas. My friend met him pumping gas at the HEB and went up to him and said that he really enjoyed his movies, and they him and his friends made up a drinking game: Everytime Chuck roundhouse kicks someone in the face they drink. Chuck's response to that, "You must get pretty wasted."

I actually met him and his entire family (his wife is smoking hot) at the Kettle by my old apartment. We were all eating breakfast. I didn't want to interrupt his meal, but it turned out we all finished at the same time and I met him on the way out.